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starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

hickish:

"they’re your family you have to love them"

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waffleguppies:

shut-up-karen:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I just did it

If you listen to them enough, yeah

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

REDESIGNED: Harry Potter House Branding

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO